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Dec 23 ’12
Dingleberry, Dingleberry, Dingleberry Rock,That’s when your dog has a piece of poop on his butt.He shakes it, and scrapes it, and yet it’s still there,Hangin in his little puppy dog hair!Look how the dingleberry swings to and fro,He looks really happy but deep down he’s not.Someone should grab it, the air smells like shit,I lost the round of nose-goes!He was really cute, until he had to poop,And get a little fecal ball.He wishes he had thumbs so he could pull it off,I bet that dog is mighty uncomfortable!So I took him outside to wipe it off in the grass,Finally, a nice clean ass!I stepped back inside and looked at my sock…. (ew!)That’s the DingleberryThat’s the DingleberryThat’s the Dingleberry Rock!!!!

Dingleberry, Dingleberry, Dingleberry Rock,
That’s when your dog has a piece of poop on his butt.
He shakes it, and scrapes it, and yet it’s still there,
Hangin in his little puppy dog hair!

Look how the dingleberry swings to and fro,
He looks really happy but deep down he’s not.
Someone should grab it, the air smells like shit,
I lost the round of nose-goes!

He was really cute, until he had to poop,
And get a little fecal ball.
He wishes he had thumbs so he could pull it off,
I bet that dog is mighty uncomfortable!

So I took him outside to wipe it off in the grass,
Finally, a nice clean ass!
I stepped back inside and looked at my sock…. (ew!)
That’s the Dingleberry
That’s the Dingleberry
That’s the Dingleberry Rock!!!!